Friday, 15 July 2011

Men.

I'm going to list 3 different reasons why I do not like men:
I would just like to point out that this doesn't apply to all men.

  1. They think the world revolves around them - No love, the world does not revolve around you, you are merely one human being in billions. Remove your head from your backside and realize that not everything is about you.

    An example of this - The other day I got on the train to go home from East Croydon and I had a LOT of shopping bags. This guy could see that I was struggling to hold all of my stuff so he moved his feet even further out so I couldn't put my bags down. Why? There's no need, really no need.
     
  2. They are so full of themselves. - They walk around with their 'swagger' like, 'You want a piece of this, baby?' No thank you! I'd rather kiss a horse.
  3. They think that women belong in the kitchen and shouldn't be seen. Sorry what? I cant really cook so if you expect me to be in the kitchen making you a sandwich, you'll go hungry love. 

People.

It annoys me when you become really close with someone and all of a sudden they decide that they no longer care about what happens in your life.
It's not that you have done anything wrong it just that people are selfish.
I want an explanation from you as to why you just find that you can hurt me by stopping our friendship for no reason. You need to step up and become a man; friendship isn't about hurting each other its about appreciating the other person for who they are. I appreciated you. Hell, I practically loved you but you showed that you are just like everyone else. You come along, tell me that it's going to be different and then just hurt me like the rest of them.
Anyway, as Beyonce put it:
'
So when I think of the time that I almost loved you, You showed your ass and I saw the real you,
Thank God you blew it,
Thank God I dodged the bullet.'

Monday, 11 July 2011

Harper Seven!

David and Victoria Beckham have just had a baby (well not David because he cant give birth but, you know) called Harper Seven. 
Right, I understand why they called one of their kids Brooklyn because that was where he was conceived and that's an amazing place anyway but why would you call a girl 'Seven'?! I understand the Harper part because I have a friend called Harper and it's a pretty name but seriously?
Fair enough that David Beckham's shirt number was '7' before he joined Manchester United but I really do not understand.

It was bad enough for Katie Price and Peter Andre to call their kid Princess Tiaamii.



Other strange celebrity baby names include: 
  • Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also parents to Peaches and Pixie)
  • Liberty: Ryan Giggs
  • Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)
  • Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell
My mum called me Nathalie, how uncool do I feel? No seriously celebrities, it's not a competition on who can name their kids the oddest name. They have to grow up with that name, think about it before you make a rash decision. 


Wednesday, 6 July 2011

Rimmel London. 'I love lasting finish' nail polish.

Green - Green Grass
Pink - Hot Shot
Blue - Azure









Basically I've been going through a stage where I absolutely LOVE bright colours!
These nail polishes completely stood out on the shelf so I brought them. On the back of the bottle it clearly states 'chip resistant'. I have a Saturday job in a cafe which means I cook, wash up, load a dishwasher ect
Friday night I painted my nails and I painted them 'Azure blue', at 2:30pm on saturday afternoon they had all chipped. That's less than 24 hours!
If you're thinking about buying them, do because the colours are gorgeous but just make sure you keep some in your bag so you can reapply! :)